Tuesday, November 27, 2007

10 Ways to Tick Off Your L.A. Teacher

10. Say " I hates you's English Class."
9. Sing the alphabet rap style when he/she asks you to compose an original song.
8. Write an essay on why he/she should be fired.
7. Write an essay on how much cooler your science teacher is.
6. Scribble "I'm going to get you for that demerit!" on a class book.
5. When she asks you to write a page using perfect grammar, say, "Do I has to?"
4. Write a book report on "My Dog Spot."
3. Ask her to diagram this sentence: The English teacher wears his/her pants up to his/her chest, and he/she wears stripes and plaids.
2.Say "why don't you read yours?" when she/he asks you to read your answer for #8.
1. When you have to write an original poem, write the lyrics to the llama song.

-BalletDancer

[Note: If you attempt any of these things, we are not responsible for it. These are merely things for fun. Also, this was from last year. Teehee..]

4 comments:

wfeng said...

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Anonymous said...

Just like newspaper...




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I like it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

nice...

the newspaper had 5 for every teacher not 10 for 1 class...

Anonymous said...

nice...

the newspaper had 5 for every teacher not 10 for 1 class...