A good friend will comfort you when he dumps you. A best friend will call him in the middle of the night making chicken noises.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying "Dang, that was fun!"
A good friend will hand you your drink. A best friend will put it on the ground and make you bend over and get it yourself.
A good friend will tell you, "You deserve better." A best friend will walk up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
We're the kind of friends who get hit by parked cars.
My friends are the type of people who would spend hours trying to drown a fish but I love them anyways!
1 comment:
have i seen that b4?
who submitted it? (you or did someone e-mail it to you)
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