Saturday, November 17, 2007

HOROSCOPES

VIRGO - The Perfectionist
Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.

SCORPIO - The Intense One
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.

LIBRA - The Harmonizer
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Has own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.
9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

ARIES - The Daredevil
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart
Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.

GEMINI - The Chatterbox
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent, But is only changeable. Beautiful physically and mentally.

LEO - The Boss
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. D oing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive.

CANCER - The Protector
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.

PISCES - The Dreamer
Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.

CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter
Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimists. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendl y at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want.

TAURUS - The Enduring One
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.

SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One
Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

man that is mean cause i am all chatty and i am gemimni. my horoscopy thing only proves my fate. NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...



ok that was weird. wait am i being all chaty??? noooooooooooooooo... nevermind

Anonymous said...

ok when you say that i am beautiful phisaccly and mentally then why am i a nerd who has almost no hope of getting a girlfriend until high school??
dangit i am being chatty again

Sylvia♥ said...

im sure u could get a girlfriend. there are plenty of nice ppl out there who wouldnt care if u were a nerd or not. and this is just for fun; not realistic

Anonymous said...

man i have emotional problems and stuff. who would want to be my girlfriend??

Sylvia♥ said...

someone who's caring. u obviously need a girlfriend that would stay by u and make you feel better. heck, all girls need a guy like that.

Anonymous said...

and how many of those types of girls do i know? or you know?

Sylvia♥ said...

at least 3.

me, natty, emma

got a problem with that

Anonymous said...

ok you mare going out with patrick, emma was in my kindergarden class and probably thinks i am stupid and who is natty?

Sylvia♥ said...

natalie. she is my bff. and also, u rnt a nerd. that's just a word designed to put smart people down. if i call someone a nerd, its just a joke. so yea... =]

Anonymous said...

ok. well everyone in HAG is smart and they still call me a nerd and stuff. i thought sara was ur BFF

Sylvia♥ said...

well, that's their own problem. and also, i have more than one BFF.

Anonymous said...

ok then. still i don't think that they know me at all.

wfeng said...

dude im a BEAST pisces

terrywuzhere said...

So Warren im a BEASTIER cancer.

Anonymous said...

warren you are not a good kisser!

Anonymous said...

*gasp* how do you know that MRs. Edge

Sylvia♥ said...

im a cancer! im soo awesome like that!

Anonymous said...

isn't cancer what is killing all our teahcers?(mrs. purdee, mrs. mcgee, mrs. laughinghouse?????) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Andres is an aquarius, tjhe sweetheart and he had 4 GFs

Anonymous said...

man im a aquarius and thats coool cuz that means sim like a zodiaciacl ladies man but it sucks cuz im more like a an daredevil which means thats i should be an aries but my dad is an aries so it all works out



NOT

i think im the first guy to tell the girl i like that i liked her head on with out screaming like a lil girl

Austin Sun said...

hey ben, ill be ur girlfriend...lol jk...also i have no idea whut my hororosocoposcope is...yeah...maybe i shood chek...

Austin Sun said...

i dont even get how u get ur horoscopo thing...lol maybe im just good at being clueless

Anonymous said...

i'm not gay austin. you are thinking of jason

Austin Sun said...

thats why i sed lol jk....jk-joking...

Anonymous said...

i know. lol jk 2

Austin Sun said...

ok im making my own horscopo thing
hatchoonig--better in everything than anyone else. allergic to sunscreen. always thinking of new ideas. random. usually the first in something. usually doesnt cuss. always sleepy

Anonymous said...

*luaghs* nice one

boishlandishthing-stupid. loves magical creatures. randomer than hatchoonig. not nice to other people. makes other people feel better about themselves. allergic to penguins