10. Coffee Cup -- We really gotta tell you it's hot? Really?!
9. Mattress -- Not to be used for body surfing.
8. Cleanser -- Do not spray in your eyes.
7. Cotton Ear Swab -- Do not use in ears ... seriously.
6. Garbage Disposal -- Just ... no.
5. Snapping Turtles -- Do not pet. They snap.
4. Car -- Do not turn me on in a closed garage with my windows down. Cough cough, gag gag.
3. Tricycle -- Do not ride on the interstate. Or any place with a posted speed limit.
2. Smoke Alarm -- Do not lick the batteries. Because then your smoke alarm won't have batteries.
1. Hippo Cage at the Zoo: Do not try to make friends with the Hippos. They are hungry, hungry.
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omg are those real labels???
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