10. Ask for private lessons on the triangle.
9. DON'T stick them in a tuba, then try to shoot them through the roof. It doesn't work ... we've tried.
8. Go all Blake and beat-box through the music.
7. Start singing 'Stick to the Status Quo' whenever the oboes mix with the clarinets.
6. Request 'Freebird.' Every class.
5. Open your cell phone and wave it through every song.
4. Switch the teacher's sheet music with the Barney song.
3. Bounce out the rhythm with your basketball, a la 'High School Musical.'
2. Every time your teacher starts counting, yell bingo in different voices.
1. Get up in the middle of every rehearsal song and shout, 'MORE COWBELL!'
[Found on an AOL Blog.]
9. DON'T stick them in a tuba, then try to shoot them through the roof. It doesn't work ... we've tried.
8. Go all Blake and beat-box through the music.
7. Start singing 'Stick to the Status Quo' whenever the oboes mix with the clarinets.
6. Request 'Freebird.' Every class.
5. Open your cell phone and wave it through every song.
4. Switch the teacher's sheet music with the Barney song.
3. Bounce out the rhythm with your basketball, a la 'High School Musical.'
2. Every time your teacher starts counting, yell bingo in different voices.
1. Get up in the middle of every rehearsal song and shout, 'MORE COWBELL!'
[Found on an AOL Blog.]
2 comments:
band subsitutes maybe...
not in band...
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