Do Not Accept Chain Messages [Kenzi's]
To the sender of the following message: ___________________
The message you sent the following address (sendersemailaddresshere@soandso.com) has been considered chain mail by a self imposed filter. It has been sent to the Junk Folder of (mailto: recieversemailaddresshere@soandso.com) inbox, where it was dissolved into meaningless blots of pixilated computer goo that will be regurgitated from the computer at 9:45 PM.. An automated warning has been sent to the sender, (sendersemailaddresshere@soandso.com). If more than one chain mail is sent in the next forty-eight hours, there is a high probability that your computer will slowly dissolve into a mass of molten volcanic emissions. You may burn your fingers or other appendages. Please refrain from sending chain mail to this address in the future.
Thank you for your time and attention.
Microsoft Outlook Express
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