Im sorry if im no good at stories, im tryin my best here....
Once upon a time, Little Red Riding Hood was ridin' in the hood. She, bein in the Bloodz n' all, was wearing her Red Riding Hood. She was ridin to his grandmothers gun shop. While ridin, a beaver stopped her on the way and said, "Foo, Wolf and his Crips is lookin for you". Little Red Ridin Hood told him politely, "GO AWAY!!!!!!!" and resumed her ridin. Little Red Riding Hood met Wolf on the way there. All the Crips ambushed her. Fortunately she wasn't unarmed. She pulled out her AK47 while all her Bloodz, hidden well, popped up and fought back. In the midst of all this, Hitler popped outta nowhere and screamed, "Heil Hitler!!". One of the Crips asked, "Foo, Ain't u dead?" And sure enough, he was and disappeared like he was never there. The battle continued. Suddenly, Chuck Norris dropped in and dropped a nuke right in front of Ridin Hood. Ridin Hood, Excited at the sight of the nuke, shot it. Everyone stopped fighting and gasped. Out of the nuke played the Happy Birthday theme. Wolf, angry that Ridin Hood got a bomb but he didn't, ordered his men to find a nuke so he could shoot it. They found one, and everyone said "NOO!!" as he fired the bullet at the nuke. This time something strange happened. Hitler came out again. This time everyone said, "FOO, YOU IS DEAD" and he replied, "No I'm not"
"Yes you is"
"Nuh uh"
"Yeah huh"
"Nuh uh"
"Yeah huh"
This probably would have continued for quite a while if Mary didn't interrupt. He (yes it's a he) held out his peace sign and said "come on out hippies!" The hippies, who had hidden in their basements for over 25 years, came out and beat up and slayed all the gang people. Except one. Nicholas, the last gang member, was "supposedly" constipated but was actually hiding in a corner, playing pokemon. Hitler came back and took him back to the 1930s and put him into a concentration camp in Auswitch. Because he still played pokemon, he remained as a child and now goes to HMS...yeah..
MORAL OF STORY: Don't let your grandmother own a gun shop.
Once upon a time, Little Red Riding Hood was ridin' in the hood. She, bein in the Bloodz n' all, was wearing her Red Riding Hood. She was ridin to his grandmothers gun shop. While ridin, a beaver stopped her on the way and said, "Foo, Wolf and his Crips is lookin for you". Little Red Ridin Hood told him politely, "GO AWAY!!!!!!!" and resumed her ridin. Little Red Riding Hood met Wolf on the way there. All the Crips ambushed her. Fortunately she wasn't unarmed. She pulled out her AK47 while all her Bloodz, hidden well, popped up and fought back. In the midst of all this, Hitler popped outta nowhere and screamed, "Heil Hitler!!". One of the Crips asked, "Foo, Ain't u dead?" And sure enough, he was and disappeared like he was never there. The battle continued. Suddenly, Chuck Norris dropped in and dropped a nuke right in front of Ridin Hood. Ridin Hood, Excited at the sight of the nuke, shot it. Everyone stopped fighting and gasped. Out of the nuke played the Happy Birthday theme. Wolf, angry that Ridin Hood got a bomb but he didn't, ordered his men to find a nuke so he could shoot it. They found one, and everyone said "NOO!!" as he fired the bullet at the nuke. This time something strange happened. Hitler came out again. This time everyone said, "FOO, YOU IS DEAD" and he replied, "No I'm not"
"Yes you is"
"Nuh uh"
"Yeah huh"
"Nuh uh"
"Yeah huh"
This probably would have continued for quite a while if Mary didn't interrupt. He (yes it's a he) held out his peace sign and said "come on out hippies!" The hippies, who had hidden in their basements for over 25 years, came out and beat up and slayed all the gang people. Except one. Nicholas, the last gang member, was "supposedly" constipated but was actually hiding in a corner, playing pokemon. Hitler came back and took him back to the 1930s and put him into a concentration camp in Auswitch. Because he still played pokemon, he remained as a child and now goes to HMS...yeah..
MORAL OF STORY: Don't let your grandmother own a gun shop.
8 comments:
dude, da end wuz funny! u told me and some other peeps part of this story at mathcounts
OMG I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS STORY IT HAS CHUCK NORRIS AND POKEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was weird...
funny! it reminds me of the story of gangstalocks! lol, i love gangstalocks!!!!!!!!!!! this was really funny too!
This is kinda inappropriate, as u wrote about nicholas in a semi-insulting manner, w/o his permission, as far as I kno.
Hey, i didnt say which nicholas....
thats' pretty....crazy
lol. thats story was special...
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