DON'T TRY THIS AT SCHOOL
*This was originally posted on the CWC in September. I am reposting it with a few changes to keep it up to date. Teacher's names are being initialized for safety. You can never be too safe. ;P
Top 5 Ways to Bug Mr. C
5. Have your computer mess up on accident when trying to load iriver music manager. He hates rebooting his "preciouses."
4. Have a dry ice fight.
3. Steal HIS shadow.
2. Hide his tie in a bucket of dry ice, and hide his tongs and gloves, too!
1. Become a certified "Wild Thing" breeder.
Top 5 Ways to Drive Mr. M Crazy
5. Ask stuff about his girlfriend.
4. Make a bonfire - the fuel being The Good Earth.
3. Wear an article of clothing that is anti-Michigan.
2. Play Barney on his CD player when he's not looking.
1. Stalk his girlfriend.
Top 5 Ways to Annoy Mrs. T
5. Try to touch your tongue to your nose while she's filming the class.
4. Ask if you can bring in pi for a class treat on your birthday.
3. Play calculator games in class - especially when she's giving a lecture on why you sholdn't play games in class.
2. Try to lead a class discussion on why 2+2 really does equal 5!
1. Ask for her age in scientific notation.
Top 5 Ways to Annoy Mrs. P
5. Forget your textbook!
4. Ask if you can have a map test on the map of the school hanging by her phone.
3. Be confused by Confucius.
2. Write your next essay on why Barbie taking over the world is a big problem that the UN should adress.
1. Do the ancient Egyptian dance.
*This was originally posted on the CWC in September. I am reposting it with a few changes to keep it up to date. Teacher's names are being initialized for safety. You can never be too safe. ;P
Top 5 Ways to Bug Mr. C
5. Have your computer mess up on accident when trying to load iriver music manager. He hates rebooting his "preciouses."
4. Have a dry ice fight.
3. Steal HIS shadow.
2. Hide his tie in a bucket of dry ice, and hide his tongs and gloves, too!
1. Become a certified "Wild Thing" breeder.
Top 5 Ways to Drive Mr. M Crazy
5. Ask stuff about his girlfriend.
4. Make a bonfire - the fuel being The Good Earth.
3. Wear an article of clothing that is anti-Michigan.
2. Play Barney on his CD player when he's not looking.
1. Stalk his girlfriend.
Top 5 Ways to Annoy Mrs. T
5. Try to touch your tongue to your nose while she's filming the class.
4. Ask if you can bring in pi for a class treat on your birthday.
3. Play calculator games in class - especially when she's giving a lecture on why you sholdn't play games in class.
2. Try to lead a class discussion on why 2+2 really does equal 5!
1. Ask for her age in scientific notation.
Top 5 Ways to Annoy Mrs. P
5. Forget your textbook!
4. Ask if you can have a map test on the map of the school hanging by her phone.
3. Be confused by Confucius.
2. Write your next essay on why Barbie taking over the world is a big problem that the UN should adress.
1. Do the ancient Egyptian dance.
3 comments:
what about encore teachers? we all know how to annoy our core teachers, what we really need to know is how to bug all of the other teachers.
I know a way to annoy Mr. Talbert. Wear a hat to a concert. Specifically a hot pink one. He won't like it, trust me.
umm this article is pointless....
why would u add dont try this at school????
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