LOL

Note: I originally tried to post this on the CWC, but mr C would not let me. well here it is:

2nd note: i also have already posted this on guys, but no one responded

Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their Sweet time:
1. Get 24 thongs and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and host a camp out.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask' Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and,then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker,scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"( And; last, but not least! )
14. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" Now send this to at least 7 people that you know; and....well....they will just laugh!