iStudents - Fun Stuff

Kiss The Rain

2008-05-25T19:41:00.003-04:00

A nice piece to listen to.

WTC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

2008-05-21T21:15:00.001-04:00

River Flows in You

2008-05-20T21:00:00.001-04:00

This piece is BEAST.

What's Your Addiction?

2008-05-15T17:11:00.002-04:00

since no ones postin anything..

Put this on your locker

2008-05-10T14:30:00.002-04:00

like i said, put it on your locker..

Crazy Football Plays

2008-05-08T18:48:00.000-04:00

LOL

2008-05-06T15:43:00.001-04:00

Note: I originally tried to post this on the CWC, but mr C would not let me. well here it is:

2nd note: i also have already posted this on guys, but no one responded

Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their Sweet time:
1. Get 24 thongs and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and host a camp out.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask' Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and,then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker,scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"( And; last, but not least! )
14. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" Now send this to at least 7 people that you know; and....well....they will just laugh!

Guess Who

2008-05-06T14:38:00.000-04:00

As you all may be noticing istudents isn't doing to well. I'm posting a guess who and hopefully people will respond.

Guess Who #1
1 is "ammune" to jellyfish stings
2 held the lubber grasshopper on the key's trip
3 went to the zoo for a date

Guess Who #2
1 is currently taken
2 plays trumpet
3 loves brittany spears' "peice of me"

Good Luck!

Monday Update: the Revival Begins

2008-05-05T16:51:00.002-04:00

Hey, everyone! I am really sad to see iStudent wither away like this, so I am making it my OFFICIAL mission to revive iStudents, one page at a time! Here are some of my ideas to help bring the Fun Stuff page back to life again!

-Guess Who was really successful! Maybe an 8th grade trivia moment? 7th grade? What about celeb edition? We need authors to make this possible, too!

-I know a lot of people like to create quizzes on the Internet! If you see one that you think is funny, post it here!

-Riddles can go here, as well! I know we have a lot of people in the grade that enjoy that kind of stuff.

-Got a funny story you've heard? Please, type/tell it! As you can see, we are quite desperate!

That's it for here, y'all! Please please please help us to bring iStudents back to life!

MORE IMPOSSIBILITY!

2008-04-19T13:14:00.010-04:00

The Impossible Quiz is BACK!! And bolder than ever! Check out this link:
Impossible Quiz 3

For more fun, check out these great tributes:
Impossible Quiz 2.5
Giuocob's Impossible Quiz

And if you're new to these quizzes:
Impossible Quiz DEMO

The Mom Song

2008-04-12T20:54:00.005-04:00

"The Mom Song"

Get up now
Get up now
Get up out of bed
Wash your face
Brush your teeth
Comb your sleepyhead
Here's your clothes and your shoes
Hear the words I said
Get up now! Get up and make your bed
Are you hot? Are you cold?
Are you wearing that?
Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at?
Grab your coat and gloves and your scarf and hat
Don't forget! You gotta feed the cat
Eat your breakfast, the experts tell us it's the most important meal of all
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 today
Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must play
Don't shovel
Chew slowly
But hurry
The bus is here
Be careful
Come back here
Did you wash behind your ears?
Play outside, don't play rough, will you just play fair?
Be polite, make a friend, don't forget to share
Work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare
Get along! Don't make me come down there
Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away
Make your bed, do it now, do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay?
Can you even hear a word I say?
Answer the phone! Get off the phone!
Don't sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the table
No more computer time tonight!
Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up
Where are you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me makes you welcome everywhere you roam
You'll appreciate my wisdom someday when you're older and you're grown
Can't wait till you have a couple little children of your own
You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly
But right now I thank you not to roll your eyes at me
Close your mouth when you chew, would appreciate
Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate
Use your fork, do not burp or I'll set you straight
Eat the food I put upon your plate
Get an A, get the door, don't get smart with me
Get a grip, get in here, I'll count to three
Get a job, get a life, get a PHD
Get a dose of,
"I don't care who started it!
You're grounded until you're 36"
Get your story straight and tell the truth for once, for heaven's sake
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump, too?
If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before
That you're too old to act this way
It must be your father's DNA
Look at me when I am talking
Stand up straighter when you walk
A place for everything and everything must be in place
Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about
Oh!
Brush your teeth, wash your face, put your PJs on
Get in bed, get a hug, say a prayer with mom
Don't forget, I love you
And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends
You don't need the reason why
Because, because, because, because
I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so
I'm the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom!!
Ta da!!!

Funny pictures

2008-04-10T18:14:00.006-04:00

lol... had to edit that one

FEDEX WILL SHIP ANYTHING!

lol im actually posting articles now

256 Ways to Annoy People, Ways 51-75

2008-04-09T20:21:00.001-04:00

51. Practice making fax and modem noises.
52. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc." them to your boss.
53. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."
54. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
55. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
56. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
57. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
58. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
59. Honk and wave to strangers.
60. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.
61. type only in lowercase.
62. dont use any punctuation either
63. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
64. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
65. Sing the theme to the Batman television show as loudly as you can, over and over and over..
66. Tell people their accent isn't fooling anyone.
67. Drum on every available surface.
68. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
69. Set alarms for random times.
70. Learn Morse code and have conversations with friends in public consisting of "Beeeep bip bip beeeep bip.."
71. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
72. Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.
73. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
74. Wear your pants backwards.
75. Begin all your sentences with "Ohh la la!"

Chuck Norris

2008-04-07T19:13:00.003-04:00

1.If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more than you
2.There is no ctrl button on Chuck Norris's computer, Chuck Norris is always in control
3.Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents everytime he buys a song
4.Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open
5.Chuck Norris can eat just one Lays potato chip
6.Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls "everywhere around you"
7.Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table of elements, because he only recognizes the element of surprise
8.Chuck Norris can kill two stones in one bird
9.If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
10.There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
11.When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
12.When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
13.Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
14.Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
15.In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
16.Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
17. If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
18.Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
19.Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
20.Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
21.When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000
22.Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
23.Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
24.Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
25.Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

256 Ways to Annoy People, Ways 26-50

2008-04-05T13:21:00.001-04:00

26. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
27. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.
28. Ask people what gender they are.
29. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
30. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
31. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
32. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
33. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
34. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
35. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
36. Wear a lot of cologne.
37. Listen to 33RPM records at 45RPM speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
8. Sing along at the opera.
39. Mow your lawn with scissors.
40. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhwing-batter!"
41. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
42. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
43. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
44. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
45. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
46. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
47. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
48. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
49. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
50. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

256 Ways to Annoy People, Ways 1-25

2008-04-04T15:23:00.001-04:00

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."
4.Name your dog "Dog."
5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
7. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
9. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
10. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
11. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
12. Tell 1-800 operators they sound gay and ask for a date.
13. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
14. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
15. Order a side of pork rinds with your fillet mignon.
16. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
17. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climatic parts of rental movies.
18. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
19. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
20. Repeat everything someone says as a question.
21. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's road maps.
22. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination, UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.
23. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now."
24. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
25. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

Try These!

2008-04-04T10:56:00.002-04:00

#1: When did Good Friday fall on a Tuesday?
#2: Who played for both teams in the 1955 World Series?
#3: A man placed his pen on top of a table. When he got up in the morning, the pen was gone. No one had taken the pen, but the pen was recovered three miles down the road. how could that be?

How to be Ninja

2008-03-27T15:17:00.000-04:00

the Ipod HUMAN!!!!!

2008-03-24T16:58:00.000-04:00

Why?

2008-03-21T09:51:00.005-04:00

To find out the answer, and

for more of these visit http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign_001.htm

LOL

2008-03-20T23:56:00.001-04:00

Well most of u guys probably have seen this countless of times, but, well, we need a new fun stuff article.

America....

2008-03-03T15:34:00.003-05:00

you know, America is so mean... On my bus we see signs that say "Slow children at play". How mean can you get? Theres no line in between slow and children at play. They only put it on certain neighborhoods too! A lowrance kid on my bus gets off at a place that has that sign. I can't believe we could be this mean. jeez...

2008-02-28T20:42:00.001-05:00

Ok, I just added a music widget. I need some songs. Anyone with ideas, email me files or URLs, please, thank u.

2008-02-25T18:44:00.001-05:00

go to this site, and take the quiz. tell us ur answers!

the linl again -

-----> link

Music Quiz

2008-02-25T15:38:00.001-05:00

Directions:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1. IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?

2. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

6. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

8. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

10. WHAT IS 2 + 2?

11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

12. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

13. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

14. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WHEN YOU GROW UP?

15. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

16. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

17. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

18. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?

19. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Put the answers in your comment.

I Cost...

2008-02-25T15:23:00.004-05:00

Take this to see how much you cost!

Natural Hair Color
[] Redhead/auburn - $100
[] Brown - $75
[] Dark brown - 60$
[] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $15
[] Bald - $5
[] Other - $75

Total:

Eye Color
[] Blue - $100
[] Green - $75
[] Brown - $20
[] Other - $50

Total so far:

Height:
[] Over 7' - $200
[] 6'8" to 7' - $175

[] 6' to 6'7" - $100
[] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[] 5'0" to 5'4" - $45
[] Under 5'' - $75

Total so far:

Age:
[] 31 to 40 - $ 100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 21 to 25 - $50
[] 18 to 20 - $25
[] 0 to 17 - $15

Total so far:

Current Education:
[] PhD - $500
[] Masters - $450
[] Bachelors - $400
[] Associates - $350
[] In College/Some College - $300
[] High School Graduate - $250
[] High School - $200
[] Junior High School [middle school] - $150
[] High School Dropout - $100
[] Elementary School - $50

Total so far:

Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - 300
[] First Born - $300
[] Only Child - $250
[] Second born- $150
[] Middle child -$100
[] Last Born - $100

Total so far:

Drink?
[] Never/Rarely- $300
[] Not Any More-$400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $200
[] Every other week - $150
[] Every other day - $50
[] One a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $0]]

Total so far:

Vision?
[] No correction - $75
[] Glasses - $50
[] Contacts - $25
[] Surgical correction - $10

Total so far:

Parents Car Color:
[] Orange - $500
[] Gold - $700
[] Grey = $600
[] Blue - $500
[] Black- $500
[] White - $475
[] Red - $700
[] Green- $=50
[] Silver - $300
[] Purple- $250
[] Metallic - $200
[] Yellow[tan] - $100
[] Primer - $75
[] Rusted - $15
[] No Car - $0

Total so far:

Shoe Size:
[] 13+ - $300
[] 11 to 12 - $200
[] 6 to 10 - $100
[] under 7 - $50

Total so far:

Room Color (can be multiple colors):
[] Red - $600
[] Black - $500
[] Blue/teal- $475
[] Brown - $450
[] Purple - $425
[] White - $400
[] Green - $350
[] Orange - $300
[] Yellow - $200
[] Pink - $100
[] Other - $50

Total:

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] yes - add $500
[] no - add $1000

Grand total:

Leave a comment saying how much you cost!

Funny Automated Message

2008-02-24T16:08:00.005-05:00

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Thank you for your time and attention.

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Little Red Ridin Hood

2008-02-20T20:47:00.004-05:00

Im sorry if im no good at stories, im tryin my best here....

Once upon a time, Little Red Riding Hood was ridin' in the hood. She, bein in the Bloodz n' all, was wearing her Red Riding Hood. She was ridin to his grandmothers gun shop. While ridin, a beaver stopped her on the way and said, "Foo, Wolf and his Crips is lookin for you". Little Red Ridin Hood told him politely, "GO AWAY!!!!!!!" and resumed her ridin. Little Red Riding Hood met Wolf on the way there. All the Crips ambushed her. Fortunately she wasn't unarmed. She pulled out her AK47 while all her Bloodz, hidden well, popped up and fought back. In the midst of all this, Hitler popped outta nowhere and screamed, "Heil Hitler!!". One of the Crips asked, "Foo, Ain't u dead?" And sure enough, he was and disappeared like he was never there. The battle continued. Suddenly, Chuck Norris dropped in and dropped a nuke right in front of Ridin Hood. Ridin Hood, Excited at the sight of the nuke, shot it. Everyone stopped fighting and gasped. Out of the nuke played the Happy Birthday theme. Wolf, angry that Ridin Hood got a bomb but he didn't, ordered his men to find a nuke so he could shoot it. They found one, and everyone said "NOO!!" as he fired the bullet at the nuke. This time something strange happened. Hitler came out again. This time everyone said, "FOO, YOU IS DEAD" and he replied, "No I'm not"
"Yes you is"
"Nuh uh"
"Yeah huh"
"Nuh uh"
"Yeah huh"
This probably would have continued for quite a while if Mary didn't interrupt. He (yes it's a he) held out his peace sign and said "come on out hippies!" The hippies, who had hidden in their basements for over 25 years, came out and beat up and slayed all the gang people. Except one. Nicholas, the last gang member, was "supposedly" constipated but was actually hiding in a corner, playing pokemon. Hitler came back and took him back to the 1930s and put him into a concentration camp in Auswitch. Because he still played pokemon, he remained as a child and now goes to HMS...yeah..

MORAL OF STORY: Don't let your grandmother own a gun shop.

Top Five Ways to Annoy Each of Our Teachers

2008-02-16T12:34:00.004-05:00

DON'T TRY THIS AT SCHOOL

*This was originally posted on the CWC in September. I am reposting it with a few changes to keep it up to date. Teacher's names are being initialized for safety. You can never be too safe. ;P

Top 5 Ways to Bug Mr. C
5. Have your computer mess up on accident when trying to load iriver music manager. He hates rebooting his "preciouses."
4. Have a dry ice fight.
3. Steal HIS shadow.
2. Hide his tie in a bucket of dry ice, and hide his tongs and gloves, too!
1. Become a certified "Wild Thing" breeder.

Top 5 Ways to Drive Mr. M Crazy
5. Ask stuff about his girlfriend.
4. Make a bonfire - the fuel being The Good Earth.
3. Wear an article of clothing that is anti-Michigan.
2. Play Barney on his CD player when he's not looking.
1. Stalk his girlfriend.

Top 5 Ways to Annoy Mrs. T
5. Try to touch your tongue to your nose while she's filming the class.
4. Ask if you can bring in pi for a class treat on your birthday.
3. Play calculator games in class - especially when she's giving a lecture on why you sholdn't play games in class.
2. Try to lead a class discussion on why 2+2 really does equal 5!
1. Ask for her age in scientific notation.

Top 5 Ways to Annoy Mrs. P
5. Forget your textbook!
4. Ask if you can have a map test on the map of the school hanging by her phone.
3. Be confused by Confucius.
2. Write your next essay on why Barbie taking over the world is a big problem that the UN should adress.
1. Do the ancient Egyptian dance.

OK, This really happened, this is a NEWS REPORT from the 70s

2008-02-16T09:14:00.001-05:00

2008-02-14T20:28:00.001-05:00

Dress Code

2008-02-12T19:25:00.001-05:00

http://wsfcs.k12.nc.us/education/components/album/default.php?sectiondetailid=54921&PHPSESSID=68382bedf6ec42bfaef2e8f708fc32ce

That is a link to the site of the New Hanes dress code this year. Please write a letter of protest to Mr. Childers.

Keep the wording civilized, get other people (adults, relatives) to write to!

BEN!

Astrology

2008-02-07T15:36:00.001-05:00

VIRGO - The Perfectionist (8/23-9/22)
Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.

SCORPIO - The Intense One (10/23-11/21)
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.

LIBRA - The Harmonizer (9/23-10/22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.

ARIES - TheDaredevil (3/21-4/19)
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (1/20-2/18)
Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.

GEMINI - The Chatterbox (5/21-6/21)
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent, But is only changeable. Beautiful physically and mentally.

LEO - The Boss (7/23-8/22)
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive.

CANCER - The Protector (6/22-7/22)
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.

PISCES - The Dreamer (2/19-3/20)
Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.

CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (12/22-1/19)
Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimists. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want.

TAURUS - The Enduring One (4/20-5/20)
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.

SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (11/22-12/21)
Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.

Do these apply to you?

Tibetan Horoscope

2008-01-26T19:58:00.000-05:00

This is a horoscope quiz formed my Tibetan monks (yah right). Anyways, I have posted part of it, and it is really fun and suprising!

Grab a paper and pencil, and do not look at the answers!

1. Describe a dog in one word.
2. Describe a cat in one word.
3. Describe a rat in one word.
4. Describe coffee in one word.

Go with your instinct! Write down the first person who comes to mind for each color!

1. Red
2. Blue
3. White
4. Green
5. Yellow
6. Black

Now....... answer these truthfully - NO PEEKING!!!

1. Write down your favorite number
2. Write down your favorite day of the week.

NO PEEKING!!!!!!! Make a Wish!!!!

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2. This is what you think of your friends.
3. This is what you think of your enemies.
4. This is what you think of romance.

B.1. This is the person you truly love(romantically, friendly, maternally, familially, etc....)
2. You feel most at ease with this person
3.This person is your other soul, your "long-lost"twin, etc.........
4. You and this person can be completely honest with each other, you're like BFF!
5. This person brightens your day, they are very fun-loving!
6. This person is your mortal enemy!

C. 1. You must share this quiz with at least this many people......
2. ......before this day next week!

Have fun quizing!!!!!!!!!

Guess Who #8

2008-01-17T19:53:00.000-05:00

Mystery Person #1 -Anita
Mystery Person #2 -Maggie

This week's guess who's are celebrity guess who's!

Mystery Person #1

Starred in a movie theater movie
Is very well-liked
Recently got his/her appendix removed

Mystery Person #2

Was the center or attention because of a recent scandal...
Has blackish-brownish hair
Is going to star in a movie theater movie

Guess Who #7

2008-01-15T17:55:00.000-05:00

The answers to last week's Guess Who's are Kenzi, Sarah, and Natalie - in that order. Good luck on this week's Guess Who!

Mystery Person #1

Dances
Plays the flute
Was in All County Band

Mystery Person #2

Also dances
Also plays the flute
Was NOT in All County Band

These are REALLY easy. Good luck anyways!

Guess Who #6

2008-01-10T19:18:00.000-05:00

Great job on last week's guess who! I found the answers out today.

1. Morgan
2. Alex S.

Here are this week's Guess Whos:

Mystery Person #1:

Hates getting his/her picture taken
Loves to read
Has a cell phone

Mystery Person #2:

Is someone's emotional bodyguard
Has "special" moments
Is in mystery person #1's latin class

Mystery Person #3:

His/her birthday just passed
Is in all of mystery person #2's classes
Has a Coach bag

Bubble Shooter!

2008-01-07T16:21:00.003-05:00

Guess Who #5

2008-01-07T14:49:00.000-05:00

Great job on last week's Guess Who. Here are the answers:
1 Sylvia
2 Thomas B.
Here are this week's:
Mystery Person #1
1 Loves Duke
2 Loves Orlando Bloom
3 Has braces

Mystery Person #2
1 Is someones "body guard"
2 Wears glasses
3 Has a parent who works at Wake

Guess Who #4

2008-01-04T20:23:00.000-05:00

Mystery Person #1

1 Has a sibling in the HAG program.
2 Finds this funny "Mew Mew Mew".
3 Their clumsiness wears off on people

Mystery Person #2

1 Goes to a church with many people from Hanes.
2 Is very athletic.
3 Is currently in a relationship

Tetris!

2007-12-31T20:48:00.001-05:00

Guess Who #3

2007-12-14T19:29:00.000-05:00

Mystery Person #1
1. He is an "assasin"
2. His mother is a babysitter
3. He has "gone out" with someone before

Mystery Person #2
1. She is hated by most students
2. She is very short for her age
3. She is currently in a relationship

-- Warren Feng (~*0re0 m0nster*~)

Clumsy

2007-12-09T10:59:00.000-05:00

Blonde Kidnapper

2007-12-04T16:53:00.000-05:00

A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, ''I've kidnapped you.''

She then wrote a note saying:
I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground.
Signed, A Blonde.
The blonde pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said:
How could you do this to a fellow blonde?

[Found on comedy central.]

Big Silver Shiny Walls

2007-12-02T09:18:00.001-05:00

A hillbilly family from the Virginia hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "Paw, what's 'at?"The father - never having seen an elevator - responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain’t ever seen nothin like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. The walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out.The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Boy... go gitcha momma"...

[Recieved in an e-mail.]

Top 10 Ways to Survive a Mean Band Substitute Teacher

2007-12-02T09:17:00.001-05:00

10. Ask for private lessons on the triangle.
9. DON'T stick them in a tuba, then try to shoot them through the roof. It doesn't work ... we've tried.
8. Go all Blake and beat-box through the music.
7. Start singing 'Stick to the Status Quo' whenever the oboes mix with the clarinets.
6. Request 'Freebird.' Every class.
5. Open your cell phone and wave it through every song.
4. Switch the teacher's sheet music with the Barney song.
3. Bounce out the rhythm with your basketball, a la 'High School Musical.'
2. Every time your teacher starts counting, yell bingo in different voices.
1. Get up in the middle of every rehearsal song and shout, 'MORE COWBELL!'

[Found on an AOL Blog.]

Chinese Horoscope

2007-12-01T21:16:00.000-05:00

The year of the Iron Dragon, wishing you prosperity and good fortune in the Chinese New Year.

Take three minutes and try this - it will freak you out.
This game has a funny/creepy outcome. Don't read ahead, just do it.

Get pen and paper.
When choosing names, make sure they are real people that you actually know.
Go with your first instincts! Very important for good results.
Scroll down ONE LINE AT A TIME! DON`T READ AHEAD! Otherwise, you will ruin the fun.
On a blank sheet of paper, write numbers 1 through 11 in a column on the left.

Beside the numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
Beside the numbers 3 and 7, write down the names of two members of the opposite sex. Caution: do NOT look ahead, or else it won't turn out the right way.
Write anyone's name - like friends or family - next to 4, 5, and 6. Don't cheat, or you'll be upset you did.
Write down four song titles in 8, 9, 10, and 11.

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Are you ready? Here is the answer key to the game!

1 - The number of people you must tell about this is found next to number two.

2 - The person next to number three is the one you love.

3 - The person you like, but your relationship can't work is next to number seven.

4 - You care most about the person you put in space four.

5 - The person you named for number five is the one who knows you very well.

6 - The person you named for number six is your lucky star!

7 - The song that you named next to eight is the song that matched the person in number three.

8 - The title in nine is the song that matches the person next to number seven.

9 - The song in the tenth space is the song that tells you most about your mind.

10 - And the song next to number eleven is the song telling how you feel about life.

11 - The number next to number one is your lucky number.

Guess Who #2

2007-11-30T19:51:00.000-05:00

Mystery Person #1
1. Likes a lot of trees
2. Got an 11 on the "master puppeteer" story map
3. Stan hates the guts out of him (In other words, Stan hates him.)

Mystery Person #2
1. Is rich
2. His dad is a judge, his mom is a lawyer
3. Has a brother who is good at the trombone

Mystery Person #3
1. Is a perfectionist
2. Has a boyfriend
3. Hates her sixth period class like heck (Partly because I'm in it.)

-0re0 m0nster

Woman's Perspective

2007-11-29T16:21:00.000-05:00

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse."So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked."No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

MARRIAGE SEMINAR

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes." He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied. "In-laws."

WORDS

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day. 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"

WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it because that is your job and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says, "HEBREWS."

THE SILENT TREATMENT

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence -and LOSE - he wrote on a piece of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

Fun Sayings #2 - Girls

2007-11-29T15:49:00.000-05:00

A good friend will lend you an umbrella in the rain. A best friend will take yours and yell "Run ...! Run!"

A good friend will comfort you when he dumps you. A best friend will call him in the middle of the night making chicken noises.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying "Dang, that was fun!"

A good friend will hand you your drink. A best friend will put it on the ground and make you bend over and get it yourself.

A good friend will tell you, "You deserve better." A best friend will walk up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

We're the kind of friends who get hit by parked cars.

My friends are the type of people who would spend hours trying to drown a fish but I love them anyways!

Spread the Stupidity

2007-11-29T15:41:00.000-05:00

Only in America...

do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and show this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, showit to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

Better Safe Than Sorry

2007-11-28T17:37:00.000-05:00

This is a pretty interesting thing I found in a chain mail...

Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or loved one's life.\

Crucial

Because of recent abductions in daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation... This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, everyone you know. After reading these 9 crucial tips, show them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.

1 Tip from Tae Kwon Do:
The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!

2. Learned this from a tourist guide in New Orleans:
If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM! Toss it away from you... chances are, he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights, stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit. (Doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc.) DON'T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR, LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.
a. If someone is in the car with a gun to your head, DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Repeat: DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead, gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your air-bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes, bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot or parking garage:
A) Be aware: look around you, into your car, at the passenger side floor, and in the back seat.
B) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
C) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!)

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you - a running target - 4 in 100 times. And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN! Preferably in a zig -zag pattern!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP! It may get you raped or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well-educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked "for help" into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

9. Another Safety Point: someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird. The police told her, "Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door." The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, "We already have a unit on the way. Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door." He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night.

Please pass this on and DO NOT open the door for a crying baby ---- This article should probably be taken seriously because the Crying Baby theory was mentioned on America's Most Wanted when they profiled the serial killer in Louisiana

I'd like you to show this to all the women you know. It may save a life. A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle. This was only going to be ladies only, but guys, if you love your mothers, wives, sisters, daughters, etc., you may want to pass it onto them, as well.

Show this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it's better to be safe than sorry. Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or a loved one's life.

10 Ways to Tick Off Your L.A. Teacher

2007-11-27T17:33:00.000-05:00

10. Say " I hates you's English Class."
9. Sing the alphabet rap style when he/she asks you to compose an original song.
8. Write an essay on why he/she should be fired.
7. Write an essay on how much cooler your science teacher is.
6. Scribble "I'm going to get you for that demerit!" on a class book.
5. When she asks you to write a page using perfect grammar, say, "Do I has to?"
4. Write a book report on "My Dog Spot."
3. Ask her to diagram this sentence: The English teacher wears his/her pants up to his/her chest, and he/she wears stripes and plaids.
2.Say "why don't you read yours?" when she/he asks you to read your answer for #8.
1. When you have to write an original poem, write the lyrics to the llama song.

-BalletDancer

[Note: If you attempt any of these things, we are not responsible for it. These are merely things for fun. Also, this was from last year. Teehee..]

Fun Sayings #1

2007-11-26T17:56:00.000-05:00

I'm not random, I just have many thoughts.

I called my friend's boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

The best things in life aren't things.

I guess forever isn't as long as it used to be.

If you give me a cookie, I'll be your best friend!

You can't make a rainbow without any rain.

Somewhere between the laughs and memories, I fell in love.

I wonder if he ever tells his friends, "Oh my Gosh, that's her!"

I wonder what he's thinking when he looks at me and smiles...

Let's be perfectly unperfect.

Everything happens for a reason.

Even though I'm saying hi, inside I'm screaming I LOVE YOU!!!

A friend wipes your tears when you get rejected by a crush, but a BEST friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

No, I don't like you. I just stare at you all day long for no reason.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?

Life's like hide and seek... Ready... or not... Here it comes...

Guys are like goldfish; all they do is smile back...

HAHA! Wait, what?

And MY friends are the type of people who would spend hours trying to drown a goldfish.

A balanced diet is when you hold chocolate in both hands.

Live.Laugh.Love.

Music is my everything.

Top 10 Warning Labels

2007-11-25T13:51:00.000-05:00

10. Coffee Cup -- We really gotta tell you it's hot? Really?!
9. Mattress -- Not to be used for body surfing.
8. Cleanser -- Do not spray in your eyes.
7. Cotton Ear Swab -- Do not use in ears ... seriously.
6. Garbage Disposal -- Just ... no.
5. Snapping Turtles -- Do not pet. They snap.
4. Car -- Do not turn me on in a closed garage with my windows down. Cough cough, gag gag.
3. Tricycle -- Do not ride on the interstate. Or any place with a posted speed limit.
2. Smoke Alarm -- Do not lick the batteries. Because then your smoke alarm won't have batteries.
1. Hippo Cage at the Zoo: Do not try to make friends with the Hippos. They are hungry, hungry.

Lavendar and Diet Coke

2007-11-24T20:12:00.000-05:00

There is something in the breeze my mind just cannot ignore;
The sweet caress of scent that lures me from my room to out the door.
The way it pulls me from the ground to way up here upon the roof.
God, I don't know how, but it's beautiful, regardless, I've got proof.

And it's a combination of:
Lavender and Diet Coke.
Cinnamon and just washed hair.
I know it sounds so crazy
But believe me, it's no joke.

I just desire to eat it up:
Cinnamon and just washed hair.
Lavender and Diet Coke.

I'd walk miles and miles to find
Another scent just this fair.
I look around, but fail to find the source of my allure,
But my surrounding's so deserted, so empty, so i'm sure,
That I'll not find the person or thing ever in my life.
But still, I wish, because the smell just stabs at me like a knife.

And it's a combination of:
Lavender and Diet Coke.
Cinnamon and just washed hair.
I know it sounds so crazy
But believe me, it's no joke.

I just desire to eat it up:
Cinnamon and just washed hair.
Lavender and Diet Coke.
I'd walk miles and miles to find
Another scent just this fair.

See, the thing is fate is such a strange strange thing
Because you know what?
The basis of my crazed content of this scent suddenly walked by
And smacked me in the face until I thought that I would die.
And as suddenly as they came, they left.
What a pity.

And it's a combination of:
Lavender and Diet Coke.
Cinnamon and just washed hair.
I know it sounds so crazy
But believe me, it's no joke.

I just desire to eat it up:
Cinnamon and just washed hair.
Lavender and Diet Coke.
I'd walk miles and miles to find
Another scent just this fair.

-Ronni

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

2007-11-23T15:56:00.000-05:00

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks.Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks,Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Dont use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat...use a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17.When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling, "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy LevelOf Insanity.......Send This To Someone To Make Them Smile.

It's Called Therapy.

Our Song

2007-11-22T13:40:00.000-05:00

I was riding shotgun
With my hair undone
In the front seat of his car
He's got a one-hand feel on the steering wheel
The other on my heart
I look around
Turn the radio down
He says. "Baby, is something wrong?"
I say, "Nothing, I was just thinking how we don't have a song"
And he says...
Our song is the slamming screen door
Sneakin' out late
Tapping on your window
When we're on the phone and you talk real slow
Cause it's late and your mama don't know
Our song is the way you laugh
The first date "Man, I didn't kiss her, and I should have."
And when I got home
Before I said "Amen"
Asking God if he
Could play it again
I was walking up the front porch steps
After everything that day
Had gone all wrong and been trampled on
And lost and thrown away
Got to the hallway
Well on my way
To my lovin' bed
I almost didn't notice all the roses
And the note that said...
Our song is the slamming screen door,
Sneakin' out late
Tapping on your window
When we're on the phone and you talk real slow
Cause it's late and your mama don't know
Our song is the way you laugh
The first date "Man, I didn't kiss her, and I should have."
And when I got home
Before I said "Amen"
Asking God if he could play it again
I've heard every album
Listened to the radio
Waited for something to come along
That was as good as our song...
Cause our song is the slamming screen door
Sneaking out late
Tapping on his window
When we're on the phone and he talks real slow
Cause it's late and his mama don't know
Our song is the way he laughs
The first date "Man, I didn't kiss him, and I should have."
And when I got home
Before I said "Amen"
Asking God if he could play it again
I was riding shotgun
With my hair undone
In the front seat of his car
I grabbed a pen and an old napkin
And I wrote down our song

-Taylor Swift

HOROSCOPES

2007-11-17T10:03:00.000-05:00

VIRGO - The Perfectionist
Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.

SCORPIO - The Intense One
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.

LIBRA - The Harmonizer
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Has own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.
9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

ARIES - The Daredevil
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart
Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.

GEMINI - The Chatterbox
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent, But is only changeable. Beautiful physically and mentally.

LEO - The Boss
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. D oing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive.

CANCER - The Protector
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.

PISCES - The Dreamer
Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.

CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter
Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimists. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendl y at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want.

TAURUS - The Enduring One
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.

SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One
Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.

Mr. Marckel and the Tattoos of Doom, Story 1

2007-11-15T21:06:00.001-05:00

Once again, Mr. Marckel was at the forefront of the line. But today, he didn’t have to order us to be quiet as usual, for everyone was silent, replaying the events from today in their heads. Most eyes were blankly staring at his forearm, which was covered in tattoos. Being the foremost staff member, Mr. Childers took one look at this, and on his face appeared a strange look of surprise and anger. After his expression went back to normal, he gave a highly unusual forecast. “Tomorrow, there will be several hours of PAIN for the teacher with tattoos,” Mr. Childers said. “As with all other teachers with tattoos on themselves. Meet me in the basement tomorrow at 9:40 AM, after all of the students have gone to their elective classes.” Every single student turned to gape at Mr. Marckel, all 27 pairs of eyes in his 6th period class on him. Mr. Marckel’s face had gone a ghastly white, and he looked like he was about to be sick. Of course, why wouldn’t he look that way? Every gossiping student knew that located in the basement, was a torture chamber. Sarah said, “You probably should have read the foreword in the dress code handbook before you got your tattoos. It states that no tattoos are allowed, and if found, you will be severely punished.” Her voice died at the end of her last word, for everyone had turned to look at her, giving her a clear ‘not helping!’ look. She frowned, and whispered a meek, “Oops…,” and sank down in her chair. Will raised his hand, unsure whether or not to ask his question. Mr. Marckel looked him straight in the eyes, a clear indication that Will had permission to speak. Will gulped, and went on with his question, stammering because of the ghastly look in Mr. Marckel’s face. “A-a-a-are you g-g-gonna b-be okay, Mr. M-marckel?” Mr. Marckel shook his head slightly and shrugged helplessly. None of the students had any idea how to save Mr. Marckel from this known torture. By tomorrow, the word will have spread, and every student will try and get Mr. Marckel out of this mess. But until then, we are all praying that he will survive…

Very Interesting Stuff

2007-11-14T17:37:00.000-05:00

In the 1400's, a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence, we have "the rule of the thumb."
Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only... Ladies Forbidden"... and thus, the word GOLF entered into the English language.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
Every day, more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.
Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (Now get this...)
The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $ 16,400
The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour: 61,000
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
The first novel ever written on a typewriter, Tom Sawyer.
The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades - King David; Hearts - Charlemagne; Clubs -Alexander, the Great; Diamonds - Julius Caesar
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died because of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace
Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
A. Obsession
Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers have in common?
A. All were invented by women.
Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?
A. Father's Day
In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase..."Good night, sleep tight."
It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down." It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.
At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!
Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
You know you're living in 2007 when…
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5 Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10.. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11.. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12.. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13.. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
14.. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

-Silly

2007-11-08T18:07:00.000-05:00

Mystery Person #1
1. Is half-chinese, half-american
2. Lives in the same neighborhood as another 7th grader
3. Family of 5

Mystery Person #2
1. "Shoe with wheels"
2. Is OBSESSED with Duke
3. Has two siblings

-0re0 m0nster

Wrong Email Address

2007-11-08T15:53:00.000-05:00

Hey, guys-this is good!!!

Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address...

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was in glory following his heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and read the computer screen.

To: My Loving wife

Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your love ones. I've arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. sure is hot down here!!!

-Smallfry

Jokes

2007-11-08T15:20:00.000-05:00

Slow Down

One day a policeman stopped a motorist who had just gone through a four way stop sign and was about to give him a ticket when the motorist said. "Officer you can't give me a ticket for that!' "Why not" said the officer. "Because although I did not stop I slowed right down and its almost the same." "But you did not stop" replied the officer, "and the sign says STOP." "But the way was clear and it was safe" replied the motorist. The officer then pulls out his batton and starts hitting the motorist. "What are you doing!" yells the motorist in surprise. "Do you want me to slow down or stop" says the officer.

Jail Mail
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?" The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: "Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money." A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, You wouldn't believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up all the back garden." The prisoner wrote another letter back: "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce."

Iron Phone

A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss says, "What happened to your ears?"He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh! I accidentally answered the iron." The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?" He says, "Well, jeez, I had to call the doctor!"

Riddles #1

2007-11-06T20:17:00.001-05:00

1. A man was drinking a cup of tea when he was suddenly blinded. Why?

2. A man was slowly counting but unfortunately he miscounted. A little later he suffered a sharp pain in his back. Why?

~c-w

George Phillips

2007-11-06T17:51:00.000-05:00

This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things. He immediately phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and George said no and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again."Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed. One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

-Beardy